I was trying to paint a picture today, but seems the color i was using was just a pigment of my imagination...

 

Racial humor is the lowest form of humor possible. Wait, no, that's sarcasm. Racial humor is … ok, I don’t know, but it's low. It's like laughing at the fat kid. Laughing when someone slips on a banana peel. Low. I don’t like it. Unless Russell Peters does it.

 

 

You cant sell news stories that have data and cautious predictions. Where is the panic? Where is the impending doom? C'mon people , give me something to work with here…

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Russell Peters - Indie Humor

Racial humor is the lowest form of humor possible. Wait, no, that's sarcasm. Racial humor is … ok, I don’t know, but it's low. It's like laughing at the fat kid. Laughing when someone slips on a banana peel. Low. I don’t like it.

 

Thats a sale you never wanna see happening. A Chinese guy selling an Indian guy a Louis Vuitton bag. Neither of them can say Louis Vuitton properly.

 

Unless Russell Peters does it. Because he is Indian and it's ok. Isn’t that how it works? I know blacks can say nigger. Eh, afro-Americans can say nigger. Americans of African descent can say nigger? What? I can't say nigger even as an example here? Oh. Sorry. I didn’t know.

 

I get woken up in the middle of the night by a ghost and I wasnt scared anymore because the ghost had an Indian accent.

Do you know how hard it is to be afraid when you get woken in the middle of the night by ( *indian accent ) BOOOOOOOOOOO "

 

But Russell peters does it. He doesn’t really have any other material, but what he does, he does very well. He is the brown one. Richard prior of the subcontinent. Well, if Richard prior wasn’t a drug addict nigger with  an obscene loud mouth but a well mannered educated Indian guy with perfect  Canadian accent. Ok. The comparison started nice but kind of lost it on the way…

 

 

Here's the thing about being cheap, our cheapness changed the world. See you may be there thinking: 'Well how did your cheapness change the world?' Well let me tell you how, because our cheapness actually benefited everybody.

We're so dedicated to being so cheap for so long, that Indian people actually created the number zero. You know how much dedication that took? That means, back in the day some Indian guy was looking at the numeric system. "1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9. None of those are the amounts I want to pay".

Then his friend came along and drew a circle. "What's that?" Nothing. "What's inside of it?" Nothing. "What's it's value?" Nothing... "It's beautiful." We shall call it jeero. Take it and go.

 

And Russell peters is indeed very Indian. And very Canadian. And very funny.
he is not the smartest guy in the room, which I am sure saddens  his mother as she weeps at night for not having a doctor son, but his kind of humor passes perfectly in mixed crowds (not Indian and Caucasian, you racist, intelligent and less intelligent).

 

Just for the record my Arab friends, i dont do any Arab jokes in my act. Its not that i dont think you are funny. It's just .. I dont know, i dont wanna..... die?

 

Indian accent - http://youtu.be/vw6RgIf6epQ
Beating up children http://youtu.be/Nn5jlrxcpkI
Chinese http://youtu.be/-qtrAMK7_Qk