I was trying to paint a picture today, but seems the color i was using was just a pigment of my imagination...

 

He never knew right he was. Giraldo died in september last year of an OD. He will be missed. Never liked him that much but dying in the right time gives you some provilages , so here are some of greg's bits .

 

 

You cant sell news stories that have data and cautious predictions. Where is the panic? Where is the impending doom? C'mon people , give me something to work with here…

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Greg Giraldo - Still late

My advice to graduates is to stay positive. Life is short, and you'll be dead soon."

 

He never knew right he was. Giraldo died in september last year of an OD. He will be missed. Never liked him that much but dying in the right time gives you some provilages , so here are some of greg's bits .

 
 

“You used to look your age. Now you don’t even look your species.” ( Comedy Central Joan Rivers Roast)

 

The Virgin Mary...We have a whole religion based on a woman who really stuck to her story "

 
 

"When I masturbate I fantasize about having my own apartment. I used to think about Cindy Crawford now I think about leaving a dish in the sink overnight."

 

One time, I was trying to get on a plane. They wouldn’t let me. They said I was too drunk to get on a plane. You know how wasted you have to be for someone to say, “Sir, you’re just too drunk to sit in a seat.”

 
 

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