Keep your manners in tact
your back to the wall
your hands always clean and
your ego keep small.

Keep your shirt buttoned
and your laces tied
and never do over
what you've already tried.

Have respect to the boss
and always speak nice
a good monkey listens
to this old advice.

If your head you won't raise
you will not get a slap
on that frozen expression
of a dog on a lap.

Be polite and in tone
with the general view
and you know happiness
will crawl up to you.

Be part of the gang
be like us, be just one
of that kind of culture
that makes this place run.

Be a good boy and we
will give you a bone
it's not hard to forget
that you are but a clone.